Yeah, I'm a bad man for even mentioning all of this. Going to hell, I'm an asshat.
But damn. I mean just damn. Sometimes stereo-types that are re-enforced in clear detail are hysterically funny.:rofl::rofl:
So, the Dragon LadyTM is here today, with her son. And joy of joys, she's brought along another Chinese lady friend and her son. So it's just a huge ball of fun here today in the old work place. Screaming kids, screaming mothers, crying and whining, the whole enchilada.
Anyways, Dragon Lady 2.0 has a brand new Acura MDX. It's so new, I didn't know what it was, because I didn't recognize it. I was outside smoking when the Dragon Ladies returned from their trip to Mickey D's with their son's lunches.
There were 3 empty parking spots, all in a row, right in front of the store. It took Dragon Lady #2 three attempts to get into the center spot. The entire time she's pulling forward and then backing up again, I'm cringing and hoping she doesn't hit my car, which is two spots down.
I saw all of this, and started to laugh. I had to turn my back and face the other way. She was peering over the steering wheel intently, so unsure of what she was doing, you'd think she was trying to dock a Carnival cruise liner.
And then I noticed the damage to the right front corner of the MDX, where she clearly meant to miss a yellow painted concrete post, and failed in dramatic fashion. The new bumper is caved in, scratched, and has a nice coating of yellow paint on the other-wise grey car. And then there's the big scratches all down the side.
Oh gawd, I can't stop laughing. This is just hysterical. Just amazingly hilarious. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Stereo-types exist for a reason. I dun seen it with my own two eyes.
But damn. I mean just damn. Sometimes stereo-types that are re-enforced in clear detail are hysterically funny.:rofl::rofl:
So, the Dragon LadyTM is here today, with her son. And joy of joys, she's brought along another Chinese lady friend and her son. So it's just a huge ball of fun here today in the old work place. Screaming kids, screaming mothers, crying and whining, the whole enchilada.
Anyways, Dragon Lady 2.0 has a brand new Acura MDX. It's so new, I didn't know what it was, because I didn't recognize it. I was outside smoking when the Dragon Ladies returned from their trip to Mickey D's with their son's lunches.
There were 3 empty parking spots, all in a row, right in front of the store. It took Dragon Lady #2 three attempts to get into the center spot. The entire time she's pulling forward and then backing up again, I'm cringing and hoping she doesn't hit my car, which is two spots down.
I saw all of this, and started to laugh. I had to turn my back and face the other way. She was peering over the steering wheel intently, so unsure of what she was doing, you'd think she was trying to dock a Carnival cruise liner.
And then I noticed the damage to the right front corner of the MDX, where she clearly meant to miss a yellow painted concrete post, and failed in dramatic fashion. The new bumper is caved in, scratched, and has a nice coating of yellow paint on the other-wise grey car. And then there's the big scratches all down the side.
Oh gawd, I can't stop laughing. This is just hysterical. Just amazingly hilarious. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Stereo-types exist for a reason. I dun seen it with my own two eyes.
LOL!!! Re-enforced Stereo-Types
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