This evening during a large work and spouse mixer thrown by my wife's company a lady pulled the mother of all boners.
A couple of drinks into the party, a little anonymous jazz going in the background, among the little group my wife and I were chatting with, one female spouse looked at another female spouse and said, "so when are you due"? My wife squeezed my arm really hard and squealed just a little as the askee is of course not pregnant but instead bit on the Rubenesque side of the equation.
It was so awful I almost took a knee. I'm never speechless except right then.
A couple of drinks into the party, a little anonymous jazz going in the background, among the little group my wife and I were chatting with, one female spouse looked at another female spouse and said, "so when are you due"? My wife squeezed my arm really hard and squealed just a little as the askee is of course not pregnant but instead bit on the Rubenesque side of the equation.
It was so awful I almost took a knee. I'm never speechless except right then.
Early, but certain, sign of the apocalypse.....
