Telephone Pole Installers Competition

There was a Midwestern phone company that was

going to hire one team of telephone pole installers,

and the boss had to choose between a team of two

Norwegian guys and a team of two Irish guys.



So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's

what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out

on the new road for a day. The team that installs the

most phone poles gets the job."



Both teams headed right out.



At end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys, came

back and the boss asked them how many they had

installed.



They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in

twelve.



Forty-five minutes later, Ole and Sven, the Norwegian

guys came back in and they were totally exhausted.



The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys

install?"



Ole, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed,

"Sven and me, we got three in."



The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Irish guys put

in twelve!"



"Yeah," said Ole, "but you should see how much they

left stickin’ out of the ground !"

Telephone Pole Installers Competition