I'm going in for a routine colonoscopy tomorrow morning. I really don't understand how an encounter between what looks like an anaconda and my nether regions can ever be referred to as "routine", but that's the term they used. So the prep begins at noon. I can't have any solid food until after our date, and only black coffee or clear tea with no milk. I really prefer milk in my coffee. At least I can have ginger ale.
My gastroenterologist knows a lot of great jokes and was able to keep me entertained for the few minutes of our last "routine" encounter before my lapse into discontinuity. I asked if he had a boat and he said I'd probably be surprised at the number of "Assman" yachts on lakes Lanier and Allatoona.
"Yeah, it's a dirty job but it keeps me in the chips."
More to come, I'm sure...
My gastroenterologist knows a lot of great jokes and was able to keep me entertained for the few minutes of our last "routine" encounter before my lapse into discontinuity. I asked if he had a boat and he said I'd probably be surprised at the number of "Assman" yachts on lakes Lanier and Allatoona.
"Yeah, it's a dirty job but it keeps me in the chips."
More to come, I'm sure...
Prep
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